where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm jealous of your bromance
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
