im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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