Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Drunk is not a location!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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