thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just want nice things and good sex
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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