i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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