I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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