he shaved USA in his pubs
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Is it because I queefed?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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