I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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