that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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