Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
