so explain again why im purple
no
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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