we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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