...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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