erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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