Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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