"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize