Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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