Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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