I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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