My friends, they love my intelligence
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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