Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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