...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I didn't notice because vodka
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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