I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
