And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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