he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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