exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He felt like a one man threesome
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
So squirting runs in the family.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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