when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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