Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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