ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
