If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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