I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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