So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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