He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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