North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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