would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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