do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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