One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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