I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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