Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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