what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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