I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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