Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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