Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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