i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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