Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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