cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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