It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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