I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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