Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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