I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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