Your dad touched me again.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think your dad took our porno
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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