All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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