Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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