It's like a parade of train wrecks.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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